Fashion Disaster Mugs

'HA-HA!!'

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

"Hello. I'm the bluebird of good taste and I seem to be lost."

Ape.

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"I told you leaving that clip-on tie was a mistake."

'You must be the new girl.'

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

'Anything to take those shoes off.'

"I'll be with you in a minute. I have to stretch out my skinny jeans before I can fit into them."

'I told you that stilettos were dangerous!'

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

"Please don't be on backwards."

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

This just in

"Quit being a baby and come help me pick out a new top."