Fashion Mishap Manager Gifts

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Jeffrey N.: The Guy who managed to get the lead out of his pants, but they were still the wrong pants.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"It's not a cummerbund. It's my underpants."

"What do you recommend for yellow teeth?"

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

"Why must you insist on making knee-high socks out of all my ankle socks?"

'I was demoted and they're making me wear this hair shirt.'

"I told you that 'biodegradable' pants were a bad idea!"

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

"You are doing this on purpose, don't you!"

'I'm sorry, sir, but be have specific instructions from your wife not to sell you a speedo.'

"I said, you missed a belt loop."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

"I didn't know it was casual wing day."

"Ever since COVID, I have no taste."

The bad news is that I left the claim ticket for my hat in my pants pocket, and I left my pants at the pants-check window. But the good news is that I left the claim ticket for my pants in my hat, so maybe together we can works something out. Hat Check.

"Please don't be on backwards."

'You must be the new girl.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"You're not going out wearing that tie with that shirt are you?"

'HA-HA!!'

"That's a classic example of fashion malware."

"Your wife asked me to come by and get your wardrobe."

'And this is you in '83, right after 'Flashdance' came out.'

"I can't hear you over your shirt."

House Painter: Oh great, what a day. Now I've got another stocking in my ladder!

'Most of our employees try to dress for success...you, on the other hand, seem to be going with fashion for failure!'

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