Traffic Disaster Fan Pillows

"I had a little fender bender on the way home. The fender is in 6th Ave., the bumper on the 5th ave, the door on 4th and the hood around the corner."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Desert Island Mishap

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Shall I kiss it better?"

'... and make it look like an accident.'

Speed Bumps.

Traffic Jam

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

Sling

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

Head in the sand.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

A shark swims into a desert island.

Right Lane Must Hit Tree

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'Keep going...the future of trite metaphors depends on us.'

Saving the leaf.

Victim of overzealous Heimlich Maneuver!

Flood Ready Cows

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I know they say a bad workman always blames his tools but - a faulty plumbline!!"

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

'Well thank God...I thought for one minute you were a kissogram.'

"Yippee! I'm right!"