Diy Disaster Fans Gifts

A cock up of builders

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

Desert Island Mishap

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

"Shall I kiss it better?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Wallpapering 4

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

My boat

"Can you weaken the spring or something? -- It keeps knocking my coffee over."

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

A botched home improvement job.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'He may be a brilliant academician, but he's even dumber than the rest of us when he tries to do anything practical around the house.'

'That Noah's some sailor, the World is covered in water and he runs aground!'

'What did I tell you about buying a flatpack wardrobe!'

Now! That's very good sweety!

Harry believed in having the right tool for the wrong job.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.