Desk Organizer Fan Gifts

Man has a bin as his suggestions box.

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Can do...No can do

"I've put on a few ounces, but it's mostly paperweight."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"He thinks he never makes mistakes."

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Two stressed drinking birds

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

Doggie Door Inbox

Desk boxes - sublimeridiculous.

Meaningful...Meaningless relationships.

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

The Secret Life of Pens

In, Out and Out of Sight.

In, out, back.

Looking busy.

Minister's File

In-Basket: 'Value Deficient'... Out-Basket: 'Value Added'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"Ed, your lack of procrastination is causing some morale problems with the rest of the staff."

"I've been sent to rub you out pal..."

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'Would you please get Baxter for me?'

Department of Geography: Latitude and Longitude.

'Yes, been meaning to call maintenance to put up that shelf for ages now...'

"It seems like I can never get anything done around here."

Director of Lateral Thinking

Fishing bug, Inc has 'catch' and 'release' desk organisers.