Tidy Desk Fan Gifts

Assets of �250 million and I can't even find a paperclip.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Tortoise polishing his shell

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"Can I help you?"

Rubik's Cubicle

'Now...where did I put that 'How to keep your desk tidy' memo?'

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"If it's all the same to you, I'd prefer to interview you from the other side of the desk."

I don't consider it "multitasking" when you have to do the same task over and over to get it right! (Published originally on 1/23/2006).

"I can't talk now. I picked up my lunch instead of my phone."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

Meeting view zone. Non-meeting zone.

Man has a bin as his suggestions box.

'There we go desktop all tidy.'

"I suppose the combover works, but now I can't see your eyes."

'Yes, this is my home office. Why do you ask, honey?'

A law firm's offices.

Ebenezer Scrooge's in/out baskets say 'Bah and Humbug!'

Useless Eraser Inspector

Funeral Director with Dead and Buried Desk Trays

'Miss Pringle, phone the architect and find out which way is the right way up.'

'The general's a real fanatic about spit and polish.'