Quirky Workspace Fan Gifts

'Miss Pringle, phone the architect and find out which way is the right way up.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Where we lack in productivity is made up by extremely low employee turnover."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

What do you think of the application so far?

The water desk

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Crazy paving company.

"I just want to see how you look in a cubicle."

Origin of the 'spork'

Pirate trying on parrots.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

'Welcome aboard, Gridley ? this will be your desk.'

"She has to find just the right spot."

Solar powered sunbed.

Failed business ventures.

Filing Cabinet reading Eeny, Meeny Miny Mo.

Silhouettes

'Quite frankly,Jefferson, we like our people to wobble a little'

'How soon can you start?'

Rico Pazzolini's Electric Chair

So this is what you meant when you said it came with its own computer furniture.

101 uses of a dead cat: stool

Early bagpipes prototype show Scottish man playing a wailing cat.

'The carnival has a company car.'

All-terrain vegetables.

"Spot lent it to me so I wouldn't touch my face."

'It's like a regular pair of pants, but they have asbestos pockets so money won't burn a hole in them.'

ACME repairs 'we can fix anything'