Office Organization Fan Gifts

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

Inout baskets.

Raptures

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"'Autonomy' is the new BUZZ word! We have to unleash our staff. Professionals like you need to be free to use your own judgement, manage your own workloads...use your initiative."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

Your job...is to make sure nothing ever gets to this desk

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

Swiss Army Desk

Model employee reads 'Best Practice' document ... scruffy slob reads 'Worst Practice', with messy desk and dangerous wires.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

'How could anyone think that this department is under staffed?'

'Beautiful Balloon Company' In Trays 'Up' 'Up' 'Away'

"What's ticking away in your filing system?"

Sturm & Drang

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Organization Chart

Home Business - Printer Ink.

Desk trays - 'Do it' and 'Do it right this time'.

Minister's File

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

Accountancy

"It's an alert from my smart desk. It wants me to go paperless because it can no longer bear the weight of all the paper I use."