"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."
Desk Duty Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors your perseverance through endless desk duty? Our creative collection offers mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate the true desk duty survivor in a witty and uplifting way. Perfect for those who conquer their daily grind with humor and resilience, these products make a fun reminder of their strength and sense of humor.
A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Working hours.
'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'
"I feel your pain."
'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'
A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'
"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"
"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."
The food chain is like a huge corporation, the only one who really enjoys it, is the guy at the top!
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"Since you somehow managed to get past my moat, I'll give you a few minutes."
"We should have taken the cubicles."
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'
"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
Working 9 to 5.
Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job
Office Weather
"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
Finger on the Z Key
Getting through the week.
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".
Information. Innuendo
Spam in inbox.
Twisted Peel works overtime.
Desk Duty Survivor Gifts Collection
Desk Duty Survivor Mugs
Explore our full range of 'Desk Duty Survivor' mugs for a humorous addition to your colleagues' or friends' kitchens.
Desk Duty Survivor Pillows
Comfort and humor combine in our 'Desk Duty Survivor' pillows—perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to any space.
Desk Duty Survivor Prints
Decorate with personality with our 'Desk Duty Survivor' prints, celebrating endurance and humor in creative, eye-catching designs.
Desk Duty Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our collection of 'Desk Duty Survivor' t-shirts for a fun, stylish way to show off their workday resilience.