Messy Desk Ninja Gifts

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Pigeon Memos

'Do you have an appointment?'

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Workaholic's Toilet

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'So the yoga classes are working out pretty well for you then?'

"I have a system."

Job Stress.

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"They say you are a great warrior."

"Another day in paradise."

My Fluffy Rock in the Storm.

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Remember, don't leave the shark cage."

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Plumbers Paperwork

Attorney's desk bins: Quid Quo Pro? Quo Pro Quid? Pro Quid Quo? Whatever.

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."