Messy Desk Club Gifts

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

In/Out box.

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

A Cartoonist's and a Sculptor's File Cabinets.

"I have a system."

'911!'

"Ah, I like to see a man immerse himself in his work."

101 uses of a dead cat: desk spike

'Well, what office doesn't have a little mess.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

'Hang on while I find a pencil.'

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

Junk bonds, inc. InOut trays.

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"We're not that well organized, but we know where everybody is."

'Checkmate...I think.'

Morning Vacuum

'They're helping gravity, sir. These files are what keep my desk from floating away.'

"Let me guess, when you cleaned your room when you were a kid you put all your clutter under the bed."

"Wow...I really need to clean up! There's a keyboard under the crumbs!"

'Bob, this is Old Stoney, in Communications. Now, about his travel voucher for oats....'

Funeral Director with Dead and Buried Desk Trays