A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork
Desk Duty Expert Gifts
Are you or someone you know proud of being a desk duty expert? Explore our collection of playful and clever items designed to bring humor and personality to everyday workspaces. From mugs to prints, find the perfect gift that acknowledges dedication and expertise with a touch of wit and creativity.
Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?
On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.
Out and In.
Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….
'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'
'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'
"Yes, also it keeps you fit."
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
'On your marks. Get set. Go!' - 'Come on! Keep going! You can do it!' - 'Yay! You're 8 hours closer to the grave!' - 'Oh, God.'
Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'
"Does it count it after an 80 hour week he's here in body but his mind is off in La La land?"
"Of course I have a life. Not one worth living, mind you."
'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'
Finger on the Z Key
"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."
Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.
"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."
Whack, Out of Whack.
Inkwell Genie.
'Hard day at work, dear?'
'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'
"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"
'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'
'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'
"The first of many cubicles..."
In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?
'While you were out I replaced you.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'
'Where should I leave this?'
Desk Duty Expert Gifts Collection
Desk Duty Expert Mugs
Discover our range of mugs designed for desk duty experts—bring humor and personality to their favorite workspace essentials.
Desk Duty Expert Pillows
Find playful pillows that celebrate the desk duty expert—adding humor and coziness to any workspace or relaxation zone.
Desk Duty Expert Prints
Browse our collection of prints that showcase the charm and wit of desk duty experts—ideal for inspiring their workspace or gifting.
Desk Duty Expert T-Shirts
Explore our selection of t-shirts perfect for desk duty enthusiasts—blend comfort and wit in their everyday wardrobe.