Home Entertainment Hero Mugs

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"And this is our media room."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'There's nothing on.'

American Idle.

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

Big screen TV.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'3-D TV Kit'

Cat gets a hole in one

Homo Zapiens

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

How the goat got square eyes.

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

TV: widescreen 16x9 versus 4x3.

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."