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'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

Steve McQueen

'It was great. I hated it.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

The Gladiator.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

David Niven caricature

I'm Spartacus.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Damn it—I told them I was too well known for undercover work!"

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!