Modern Technology Fan Mugs

Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address

"Hey boy! Hey! Hey! Hey! Are those earbuds? Hey!!"

"You mean you had a phone all along?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Really Early Vikings

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'Confusion some years before the invention of the axle.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Pizza-Matic

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

'When I was young I wanted to be a poet, but we couldn't afford a typewriter.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"You've taken some creative liberties, Noah."

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Vents, real and digital.