Modern Holiday Fan Pillows

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"I love these old decorations!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Meet Santa's entourage

Santa's wash day.

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

Ring those Christmas bells!

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Christmas reunions!

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Rats!!...Socks!!...Again!!'

inflation at Christmas

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Snow White was a sucker for red apples, tattoos, and guys with beards.

Santa's elevator

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."