Snowmobiling Fan Mugs

Running out of Gas.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Tommy!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Alien Snowmen

'Fine. And you?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Penguin Remote

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Snow Bridge.

Snow is falling...

"I love this time of year."

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

"I prefer snow person."

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

Snowman Romance

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"I saw my doctor yesyerday. He gave me to the end of winter to live."

'She was really hot, which is exactly why I had to end the relationship.'

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Snowman garden hose.

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

Snowmen