Winter Wear Lover Gifts

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'He was bused in from another district.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Keeping warm.

"Bless You."

Rude Snowpeople

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Oi to the world!

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

"Infinity scarf"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'How does this one feel?'

'You'll grow into it!'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's a midriff warmer."

Academia in Winter

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."