Winter Wear Lover Gifts

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'What do you mean, where have all the bare midriffs gone?. . .'

'He was bused in from another district.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Keeping warm.

"Bless You."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Rude Snowpeople

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"You look pretty shifty in the getup. . . even for the subway."

Oi to the world!

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"Infinity scarf"

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'You'll grow into it!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'How does this one feel?'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"My mom won't let me eat snowflakes unless they're certified organic."

"It's a midriff warmer."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Academia in Winter

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Say, I just had a thought