Cold Weather Chic Curator Gifts

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

'How does this one feel?'

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

Academia in Winter

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

My tail's cold.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

Bobbie's mom had a way of making him tier up.

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Sub-Zero Gravity

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'