Cold Weather Chic Curator Gifts

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Oi to the world!

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

Lion in Winter

'How does this one feel?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Academia in Winter

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

E-commerce for shoplifters.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'A vest is summat yer mum makes you wear when she's cold!'

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"It warms my heart to see their look of hope that we might not just buy it online."

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'Now let's try with the lining.'

"Time to reboot our winter wardrobe?"