Winter Wardrobe Wizard Mugs

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Romance

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Keeping warm.

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Puss in Heels

"Infinity scarf"

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

Oi to the world!

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Easter Egg

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Evan, I think your little sister may be trapped in there with you!. . . Jennifer! Are you in there, honey?'

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Lion in Winter

'My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off.'

'You'll grow into it!'

'How does this one feel?'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Winter Clothing'

Academia in Winter

'Best bit of winter pipe lagging I've seen for ages...unfortunately, that's just the scaffolding.'

"It's a midriff warmer."

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

"I'm having my annual reunion with Polartec, Thinsulate, fleece, and my oldest friend, wool."

My tail's cold.

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

"Is the baby sideways?"