Winter Style Guru Pillows

A scarf combined with a leash.

Lion in Winter

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Romance

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Canada Goose Jackets

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

His and Her wardrobe's

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."