Headwear Collector Mugs

Beaten up old lady considers cubs caps in police photo fit

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Victorian Gentleman

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I know your mother."

"Long Johns Silver."

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

"Perhaps this one, sir."

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Drinking Hats

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Ah, sweatpants."

A gentleman visiting a dentist.

'So you could say 'I'm wearing two hats'.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

"Hatless" Bill Johnson