Historical Machinery Enthusiast Gifts

Windmill accident.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Trump secret police

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

The High Line at Giza

Pearly King and Queen

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Other Cooperstown

"America’s leaders since 1980"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"I think it was an election year."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'