Vintage Machines T-Shirts

Looking for a vintage machine-inspired t-shirt? Explore our collection of stylish and witty tees showcasing classic engines and retro machinery, ideal for fans of mechanical history.

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Overpriced gumball machine.

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'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!'' mockup

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

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"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!" mockup

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

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'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!' mockup

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

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Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!' mockup

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

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Boombox

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"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961." mockup

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

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Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself. mockup

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

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'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!' mockup

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

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A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt. mockup

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

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"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!" mockup

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

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'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.' mockup

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

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"I wonder what this was for."

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"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time." mockup

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

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'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.' mockup

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

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'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!' mockup

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

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'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!' mockup

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

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B2B.Com Pay Per View.

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Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000. mockup

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

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'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.' mockup

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

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Telephone Box

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"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"It's all state of the art, except for him." mockup

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

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'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.' mockup

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

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"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

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'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.' mockup

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

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An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press. mockup

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

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Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer." mockup

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

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Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

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Gramophone Headphone

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'I told him not to touch that dial.' mockup

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

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"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number." mockup

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

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Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper mockup

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

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'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....' mockup

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

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'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.' mockup

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

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Modern day smoke signals.

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Vintage Machines T-Shirts Collection

Vintage Machines Mugs

Explore our vintage machine mugs collection for charming and witty designs inspired by classic engines and engineering legends.

Vintage Machines Pillows

Browse our vintage machine pillows for a cozy reminder of classic engines and industrial elegance, ideal for any mechanical enthusiast’s home.

Vintage Machines Prints

Check out our vintage machinery prints—artful depictions of historic engines and industrial design that add a sophisticated, nostalgic touch to your décor.