Vintage Appliances T-Shirts

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Roasted

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Telephone Box

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

Have you seen this toaster?

Gramophone Headphone

'I told him not to touch that dial.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

'It's to replace a download, which replaced a CD which replaced the original vinyl. Funny thing is I've never liked the album.'

'It was great! I learned how to use dial telephones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave!'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'