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Boombox

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Fossil record player.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Music & Gym'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Young Geeks.

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

'Funny, it usually works OK after you've given it a hefty kick.'

"Now it's high definition!"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

"Will you get of that computer and do some homework!"

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'