Vintage Gaming Fans Gifts

Nick the Stereo.

Best before 65 million BC.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'New Game'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Goldilocks and the Three Stooges.

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

Dead animal toupee.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Elvis' autopsy

Children of the Cornhole

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

Candy Land for Adults

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

25 years later, the Guitar Hero Band gets back together.

Very old fashioned computer.

Diamond Geezer.

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

A Visit from the Ghost of Pre-9/11

"The first rule of musical chairs club is... you have to get out of your chairs!"

"I remember when you could only lose a chess game to a supercomputer."

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

'Where did we put away childish things?'

Furthest bounced drunk.