Gps Fan Pillows

Global Positioning System - You are in a traffic jam.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Caliologist

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

ATM withdrawal

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

Migration Music

Homing Pigeon GPS Manfunction

Surgery is to be encouraged to set up food banks

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Government looks for new targets over GPs pay

'Are we ready to order?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

'I believe you were first.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Recalculating!

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

When beavers dream.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

The 39 Steps