Nautical Joke Enthusiast Pillows

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Fishing from the Pier

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Man painting MOM on boat

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."