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'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

Captain Eddie's New Boat: 'First of all, Eddie, most people don't usually lose theah boats...'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

Aquarium Distress Call.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'

Hmmm

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

Surfer's commute

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

'I hate these school reunions.'

"What?! Your mum wasn't there when you came out of your shell! Oh darling, you can't go through life without a mummy: I'll adopt you..."

Affectionate whale

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'I'm divorcing you...and I want custody of the squids.'

'Okay, Jack... you're under arrest!'

'They managed to bite each other during a feeding frenzy...'

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'Pay no attention to Melissa - she's at the height of her frenetic breeding cycle.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

Dolphins Only Began Jumping Out of Water After we threw Stuff into it