Maritime Tradition Lover Pillows

Will Christen Your Ship

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Folk Wedding

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Maypole

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Victorian Royal Navy

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Have a very piratical Birthday

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

Lighthouse switch

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Time for Tea

No Shoes, No Service.