Naval Tradition Lover Pillows

Royal Navy Admin: A filing cabinet reads 'Rum' 'Sodomy' and 'The Lash'.

Servicemen.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Hardy I see no chips!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

Battleship Bingo Night.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

The Sinking of the Moskva

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

Have a very piratical Birthday

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.