Naval Lingo Lover Pillows

'Well **** the **** and his ****. . . Sorry, I have one of our mouths.'

Servicemen.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Port outbound, starboard home."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

Have a very piratical Birthday

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

The Sinking of the Moskva

Small airplane pulls spiral striping off lighthouse.

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'And the poop deck isn't what it sounds like!...We've got a jon boat for that!'

'Well what do you know? There really is plenty of kitsch in the sea!'

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry