Maritime Mischief Makers Prints

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"My trun!!"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

Yeah, well, hindsight is 20/0.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

My bad.

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'