Maritime Mischief Makers Gifts

'Remember our last cruise The porthole is not a wall safe,'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Submariners' Eye Test.

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'FIRE A... warning shot across her bow.'

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"

'Hey buddy.Pass that bottle of ketch up here will ya'.'

"My trun!!"

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

Ship's anchor with drainplug.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

"I brought a six pack. Is that enough?"

'Stop that Betty. We're here to fish, not to mess around.'

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

'No, thanks. You'll never get me into one of those.'

"Why is it always snowing in that fish bowl?"

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

An upside-down cruise liner in a bottle.

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'What's all the fuss about? We've been social networking for years.'

"We haven't left port yet you dozy old duffer!"