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Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Diving Cat.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Fresh fish

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Can't you read?!'

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

'Hey! Not fair!'

Revenge of the Fish

'It's the latest Do-Before-You-Die experience. . . synchronized swimming with the Dolphins.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

A dog fetching his owner's slippers balances them on his nose, juggles them and tries them on before presenting them to his owner.

'You really are a gadget freak you know: You don't need a GPS receiver to find your way around here...'

I can't read, Jackass!

Octopus Drummer

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

"Cirque du staten Island!"

"It's his only trick."

"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."

''Rollover' is your new trick? Dude, what were you thinking?'

The Margate Fish Thief

'I have a confession to make Roger. . . I'm not really a talking dog.'

Whale at Sea World

'Rats! I thought I was in luck when it landed in the water!'