Aquatic Sports Pillows

'Oh, maaan... time out! Louie's caught in the net again!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Surfing koala.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'How's the water skiing?'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Swimming Prankster

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.