Pool Swimming Pillows

Members of the flat earth society would holiday...but never too far from home.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

On holiday.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Pool attached to child's bed.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

'He lives for his holidays.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Marco ..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

"They're so like us."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Sunbathers.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Shake! Good Dog."