Closing A Pool Pillows

'You guys close your pool yet?' 'Yes, we let the air out last week.'

On holiday.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Bring your own inflatable.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Swimming Prankster

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Bishops Snooker

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'How's the water, dear?'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

Small Businesses Go Under.

Sales

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"The pH level seems a little off."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."