"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"
Closure Gifts
Looking for meaningful presents to commemorate a life event involving closure? Whether it's a job change, graduation, or moving away, find unique, heartfelt products that celebrate these transitions with warmth and wit. Our collection offers a perfect way to acknowledge the end of one chapter and the exciting start of another, helping your loved ones remember their journey with a smile.
Globalisation
'I feel I've finally achieved closure in our relationship.'
'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'
Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'
Kentucky Fried Horse
"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."
'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'
'We're e-bankrupt.'
Sales
Small Businesses Go Under.
Line on graph goes right through floor.
"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."
'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'
"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"
Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.
A Kangermoo
"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"
Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely
"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."
'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'
Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.
Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.
Shop signs: then vs. now
'I've put the business up for sale.'
"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"
Rats Flea a Sinking Ship
Factory closed. The 1st CEO got most of it, as a bonus, when we fired him. Ditto, the 2nd CEO, and the last CEO got what was left.
'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'
'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'
Burn It Down
"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."
In case of insolvency break glass.
Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale
Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business
Closure Gifts Collection
Closure Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs celebrating life's closures—each one crafted to bring comfort and a smile during moments of change.
Closure Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that symbolize closure and new beginnings—beautiful designs to add warmth and support during life's transitions.
Closure Prints
Browse inspiring prints that commemorate closing chapters and embracing new journeys—perfect for decorating spaces with positivity and humor.
Closure T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that capture the spirit of transitions—fun and meaningful designs perfect for marking life's new chapters.