Closure Mugs

"Isn't this romantic—just the two of us by a fire as it consumes every letter from that tramp you almost married?"

Globalisation

'I feel I've finally achieved closure in our relationship.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Golden parachutes inc. - 'Our pleas for bail-out funds were ignored.'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"We're still the same, great company we've always been, only we've ceased to exist."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Sales

Small Businesses Go Under.

Line on graph goes right through floor.

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

"Let us pray for the possessed...and the re-possessed"

Bookshop: Closed, Coming Soon Here Internet Cafe.

A Kangermoo

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Business is very good. We'll soon be moving to smaller premises.'

Theater Owner Who Refused To Convert To Digital Projection.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Shop signs: then vs. now

'I've put the business up for sale.'

"...I need some closure. Can we go ahead and spin the Wheel Of Blame?"

Rats Flea a Sinking Ship

Factory closed. The 1st CEO got most of it, as a bonus, when we fired him. Ditto, the 2nd CEO, and the last CEO got what was left.

'Your call would have been important to us before we went out of business.'

'Does that mean things are getting better or worse?'

Burn It Down

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

In case of insolvency break glass.

Bitch-Slapped-By-The-Invisible-Hand-Of-The-Marketplace Sale

Sale! Going Out of Monkey Business