Pool Precisionist Gifts

"Amanda!! Pay attention!...You're drifting out of formation again!!!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Bullseye!

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Cruise.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"The pH level seems a little off."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

A tailor measuring a jacket.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Ski-ball.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

"Wait an hour after eating to swim? Mom, this is America. We never stop eating."

'This place is a dive...'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Stuck behind the eight ball.

"It's the deep end."