Pool Precisionist Prints

"Amanda!! Pay attention!...You're drifting out of formation again!!!"

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Bullseye!

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

The perfectionist.

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Cruise.

"The pH level seems a little off."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'No it's still not fixed'

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"If you keep perfectly still, I can do all five cavities at once."

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

A tailor measuring a jacket.

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Ski-ball.

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

"Hey, I don't like slamming into you guys any more than I like getting walloped by a huge stick."

"Wait an hour after eating to swim? Mom, this is America. We never stop eating."

'This place is a dive...'

"There are some folks waiting to play through."

Stuck behind the eight ball.