Underwater Art Enthusiast Mugs

The Hudson River School of Art.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Puss in cement boots"

Fish snorkling above water.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

Making fun of Starfish.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

The synchronized shower event.

'None for me...I'm trying to eat healthy.'

Dry Cleaning

A Clash Between an Octopus and a Diver.

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"What's that clicking sound?"

'My doctor told me to eat less fish.'

"And this, my son, is how you do stencil art!"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Me, I've traded mobility for living space and comfort...

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'