Sea Adventures Admirer Pillows

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

How Swordfish Are Born

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

"It makes me want to pee."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Guide to Carpentry Fish

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'