Ship Lover Mugs

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

'It's a certificate of recognition for my good record of hiring the handicapped.'

Viking raids sprang from the need to keep up with the Johansens!

'Could you give us a push?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

On the brink.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Pirate

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Watching Sea Life.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"Port outbound, starboard home."