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"How is this such a great place to spot migrating whales? I don't see a thing."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Fly Football

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"First time pruning?"

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

"Look, a bug!"