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'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Camping.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Bunny Hill

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Bumpy Ride