Novice Hiker Mugs

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Echo Tourism'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Camping.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Bunny Hill

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

Bumpy Ride