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"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

Kelly couldn't recall mating with a condor, but then there was that New Year's Eve party...

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

Earth Reset Button.

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Metaphors.

'What I can't understand is how you can happily go for a ten mile hike, but won't walk to the corner shop for me!'

Spiro & Pusho watching TV whilst on a hike.

Sign at Echo Point - Echo Point Watch Your Step and Your Mouth.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

Waymark

Tourists

Danger. No phone signal beyond this point

"Ooh, look – a Porsche Panamera."

'If these are the best years, can you imagine the crap that's coming?'

'Never mind all that stuff! Can you see somewhere to park next tuesday?'